Catalog

Music.

83 public releases. 8 albums and EPs, 75 singles and songs.

Albums

Albums & soundtracks (8)

Hymns for Normal People

Hymns for Normal People is a ten-track album by Festival Guy, an independent music recording project: hymns, waltzes and lullabies sung by the respectable people of one small Midwestern town.

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The Folly of Sovereignty

The Folly of Sovereignty is an instrumental soundtrack by Festival Guy. Nineteen cues, one for each chapter of the novel.

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See You Wednesday

Festival Guy. See You Wednesday is an album by Festival Guy, an independent music recording project. This is the official FestivalGuyMusic.com release page for the album. It is not See You Next Wednesday, the fictional film title associated with director John Landis.

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Bad Decisions

Bad Decisions is a Festival Guy album released 2026-08-14. It is part of the Festival Guy catalog on FestivalGuyMusic.com and is available through verified Spotify and Apple Music release links on this page. Thirteen songs follow a night that got away — declined cards, dead phones, one more drink, and the long walk home without both shoes. The track list on this page includes Who You Came With, Card Got Declined, One More Drink, I'm Never Drinking Again, and I'm Banned From Here — the last two also have standalone Festival Guy pages with exact Spotify track URIs. Musically the page lists rock, funk, comedy, and theatrical genres. Explicit is marked true on this release record.

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Applicant Rejected

\\\\\\\"Applicant Rejected\\\\\\\" is a Festival Guy album released 2026-07-24. FestivalGuyMusic.com is the official release page with verified Spotify and Apple Music album links. The ten-track list on this page includes Please Do Not Educate the Moth, The Man Who Slept in the Cutlery, The Pudding Has Been Briefed, A Chair With Opinions, and Goodnight, Unlicensed Animal. Genres listed here: psychedelic, funk, theatrical, and experimental. Owner art direction on this page points to dream-logic bureaucracy — pudding briefings, breathing corridors, and comedy that lands like theater — without claiming studio or personnel details beyond what the catalog stores.

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THE DOG DID NOT

\"THE DOG DID NOT\" is a Festival Guy album released 2026-07-22. The official FestivalGuyMusic.com release page links verified Spotify and Apple Music destinations. Ten songs use stark all-caps titles — THE DEFENDANT HAS NOTHING TO SAY, THE SKY HAS NO BODY, NO COUNTRY AT HIGH TIDE, THE DOG CROSSED FIRST, CUT THE TREE / BRING THE ARMY, THE FIELD STILL MOVES, A ROOM BECOMES A WAR, THERE IS NO MUSIC, THE AIR WENT LOW, and THE ARMY IS NOT HERE. Genres listed: rock, theatrical, and experimental. CUT THE TREE / BRING THE ARMY also has a standalone page with an exact Spotify track URI. Owner art notes describe stark field and sky as characters.

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Data Center Tycoon: North Shore (Soundtrack)

\\\\\\\"Data Center Tycoon: North Shore (Soundtrack)\\\\\\\" is a Festival Guy album released 2026-06-13. FestivalGuyMusic.com publishes the official page with verified Spotify and Apple Music links. Thirteen soundtrack cues are listed on this page, including Temple Boot Sequence, The Cloud Must Grow, Campus Firewall, Lake Cooling Moratorium, Zoning Board Ambush, Brownout Ballet, Public Sentiment Collapse, and Failure Report in C Minor. Genres listed: soundtrack, electronic, and theatrical. Descriptions stay limited to titles, dates, and links stored in this catalog.

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Slitherman

\\\\\\\"Slitherman\\\\\\\" is a Festival Guy album released 2026-06-11. This FestivalGuyMusic.com page is the official entry with verified Spotify and Apple Music album links. The twelve-track list includes City of Seams, Margin of Error, Frictionless, Inspector's Tape, Salt King's Sermon, Rattle & Rail, Doxx Me, Dry Mouth of Winter, Skin I Leave Behind, Hydrant Ballet, Salt Dome Showdown, and Map of Us. Genres listed: rock, experimental, and theatrical. No studio, collaborator, or chart claims are added beyond these catalog facts.

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Singles

Singles (75)

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I'm Banned From Here

\"I'm Banned From Here\" is a Festival Guy single dated 2026-08-14 on FestivalGuyMusic.com. It is track 11 on the Festival Guy album Bad Decisions, with an exact Spotify track URI and an Apple Music song link on this official page. Genres listed: comedy, rock, and funk. Related catalog pages: Bad Decisions (parent album) and I'm Never Drinking Again (track 10 on the same album). No studio, personnel, or chart claims are added beyond these first-party catalog facts.

Music.

Albums & soundtracks (8)

Hymns for Normal People

The Folly of Sovereignty

See You Wednesday

Bad Decisions

Applicant Rejected

THE DOG DID NOT

Data Center Tycoon: North Shore (Soundtrack)

Slitherman

Singles (75)

I'm Banned From Here

I'm Never Drinking Again

CUT THE TREE / BRING THE ARMY

The F***kin' Islands

千刀萬剮

Estas Tomando Alguna Otra Droga Con La Cocaina?

The Ballad of Ignatius J. Reilly

Run Max Run

Pretty Gay, Just Not Gay Enough

CTRL-ALT-DELETE

Too Much Fucking Overhead

Rim Shot

Nicole

The F Word

Linda

Going Commando!

I've got too much money & my dick is too big

Meet me at the Manhole

Gettin' the Big D

Wobble Properly

Dope Wars

Do Androids Experience Electric Constipation?

Oy, What A Tuccas

!NATAS

Private Window

Madame Toilet

Nine hours on a nut

So fuck

Honky Lips

Triple spiced

Blowin' Chunks

Miss Elle Penis

Is your butt down?

C**k Sucking Ice Took My Lawn Guy Away

Bitch, I'm gonna eat that p***y

Tricoxagain

Dirty Cucumbers

Yoga pants camel toe

Too close to the genital

Ecco un titolo che colpisce

Midnight List

Nana de Corazón

Ouch My Balls

Gonna Be Fired

Cerchi

C**k sucking ICE took my lawn guy away

Ride Beau Ride

Stop & kiss

Anyone who drives an Audi deseves to

Why don't you love me anymore

knock knock

Rub my c**k

Angry Blowjobs

Dirty Cucumbers

CJ

Whispers to the foam

モスラ覚醒

Ass, Grass or Cash

Bad Bitches & Some Weed

Bucket & a Six Pack

Jackie

Je fais du surf avec Dieu

Linda

Touch Me Like the Bad Man Used To Do

Angry Blowjobs

Rub my c**k

Itchy bun

Frank

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