Ouch My Balls

Ouch My Balls lyrics

Official lyrics for “Ouch My Balls” by Festival Guy.

Verse 1 I woke up late to a plastic sun Radio says that I already won Toast in the toaster, phone in my head Everything’s loud but nothing is said Shoes on wrong and my shirt’s inside out I scroll my life just to figure it out

Pre-Chorus Everybody’s selling something new I just tripped on a feeling I never knew

Chorus Ouch my balls — here we go again Living in a puzzle with imaginary friends Ouch my balls — shout it to the wall It don’t really mean nothing, but it means it all Ouch my balls — turn up the sound Dancing to a world that’s spinning me ‘round Ouch my balls — that’s my call Crack in the ceiling but I’m having a ball

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Verse 2 Big bright billboard smiles at me Says “Buy your dreams in battery-3” Everyone’s famous in a tiny screen Filters over feelings, you know what I mean Time’s in a hurry, I’m stuck in a shoe Trying to remember what’s fake and what’s true

Pre-Chorus Neon people walking backward fast Trying to download a future from the past

Chorus Ouch my balls — say it again Ring like a bell in a garbage can Ouch my balls — radio knight Save me from the disco of a Tuesday night Ouch my balls — up and down Laugh-track heartbeat in a sticker town Ouch my balls — no big deal It only hurts ‘cause I know it’s real

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Post-Chorus / Chant Ouch! (ouch!) My! (my!) Balls! (balls!) Ouch my balls now clap your hands

Ouch! (ouch!) My! (my!) Balls! (balls!) Everybody hurts in a cartoon band

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Verse 3 Plastic dreams in a cereal box Fortune comes with a pair of old socks News says panic, ads say grin Spin that wheel and you might just win I tried to be cool, I tried to behave Fell in love with a microwave

Pre-Chorus Everybody’s cool in a magazine I just wanna be loud and in-between

Chorus Ouch my balls — here’s the truth Growing up is a permanent tooth Ouch my balls — headline me Breaking news in my own TV Ouch my balls — shake that pain Dance it stupid down memory lane Ouch my balls — laugh it off I tripped on life but I brush it off

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Bridge (break it down, talk-sing it) Is it art or is it noise? Is it girls or is it boys? Is it wrong if it’s alright? Is the daytime just night-light? Every channel says “You’re incomplete” So I glue on glitter and tap my feet

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Key Change Chorus (bigger, brighter, ridiculous) OUCH MY BALLS — INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSAL — CONFIDENTIAL OUCH MY BALLS — TURN IT GOLD STICKER HEARTS NEVER GET OLD OUCH MY BALLS — ALL NIGHT LONG EVERY WEIRD KID SING THIS SONG OUCH MY BALLS — LOUD AND FREE THIS IS MY POP-PHILOSOPHY

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Outro (chant + fade) Ouch my balls — say it slow Ouch my balls — soft then low Ouch my balls — one more time Ouch my balls — world in rhyme

Ouch my balls — wrong but right Ouch my balls — every night Ouch my balls — fade away Tomorrow’s just a remix day…