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Applicant Rejected
\\\\\\\"Applicant Rejected\\\\\\\" is a Festival Guy album released 2026-07-24. FestivalGuyMusic.com is the official release page with verified Spotify and Apple Music album links. The ten-track list on this page includes Please Do Not Educate the Moth, The Man Who Slept in the Cutlery, The Pudding Has Been Briefed, A Chair With Opinions, and Goodnight, Unlicensed Animal. Genres listed here: psychedelic, funk, theatrical, and experimental. Owner art direction on this page points to dream-logic bureaucracy — pudding briefings, breathing corridors, and comedy that lands like theater — without claiming studio or personnel details beyond what the catalog stores.
About Applicant Rejected
Applicant Rejected is Festival Guy’s dream-logic album: pudding briefings, breathing corridors and comedy that lands more like theater than a punchline reel. Genres listed on this site: psychedelic, funk, theatrical, experimental.
Released 2026-07-24.
Track list
- 01 Please Do Not Educate the Moth
- 02 The Man Who Slept in the Cutlery
- 03 My Teeth Are Not Employees
- 04 Two Men Carrying a Small Weather
- 05 The Pudding Has Been Briefed
- 06 A Chair With Opinions
- 07 Doctor, Where Do the Buttons Go?
- 08 Eggs for the Municipal Choir
- 09 The Corridor Practices Breathing
- 10 Goodnight, Unlicensed Animal
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