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Applicant Rejected
Ten absurdist Festival Guy narratives — moth education, cutlery sleepers, opinionated chairs and an unlicensed animal's goodnight.
About Applicant Rejected
Applicant Rejected is Festival Guy’s dream-logic album: pudding briefings, breathing corridors and comedy that lands more like theater than a punchline reel.
Released July 24, 2026.
Track list
- 01 Please Do Not Educate the Moth
- 02 The Man Who Slept in the Cutlery
- 03 My Teeth Are Not Employees
- 04 Two Men Carrying a Small Weather
- 05 The Pudding Has Been Briefed
- 06 A Chair With Opinions
- 07 Doctor, Where Do the Buttons Go?
- 08 Eggs for the Municipal Choir
- 09 The Corridor Practices Breathing
- 10 Goodnight, Unlicensed Animal