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See You Wednesday
See You Wednesday is an album by Festival Guy, an independent music recording project. This is the official FestivalGuyMusic.com release page for the album. It is not See You Next Wednesday, the fictional film title associated with director John Landis.
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Press illustrations from the Festival Guy press kit. These are drawings, not photographs.
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Track 7
Cowboy on the Billboard
Track 7 of See You Wednesday by Festival Guy. Press illustration of a bedroom window and a painted billboard cowboy. Not a photograph.
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Track 11
Rusty Nail Parking Lot
Track 11 of See You Wednesday by Festival Guy. Press illustration of the Rusty Nail parking lot at dawn. Not a photograph.
About See You Wednesday
The record is a thirteen-track concept album structured around three vices: drinking, smoking, and screwing. Staged like a church bulletin, it pairs deadpan delivery with broken-cassette punk across thirteen explicit tracks. This album is not See You Next Wednesday, the fictional film title associated with director John Landis.
Recurring characters include the Rusty Nail bar, Lorraine, Walter, Deacon Earl, Sister Sue, and the organist. The title phrase lands in the choir loft, the parking lot, and the closing track, He’s the Festival Guy.
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Track list
- 01 Jesus Turned the Water Into Wine (So We Could Fuck)
- 02 Tip Jar
- 03 I Only Call You When I'm Drunk
- 04 Whiskey Dick Blues
- 05 Puke and Fuck
- 06 Blow Smoke Up My Ass
- 07 Cowboy on the Billboard
- 08 Menthol Mouth
- 09 Literary Fuck
- 10 The Deacon Takes It in the Choir Loft
- 11 Rusty Nail Parking Lot
- 12 All Three at Once
- 13 He's the Festival Guy · Spotify · Apple Music
Press
Artwork and short facts for this album are on the Festival Guy press kit. For booking or press, use the press contact form.
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He's the Festival Guy
The closing track of See You Wednesday. Not a separate single. Explicit content.
[Verse 1] He’s got glitter in his chest hair and a wristband on each arm Every summer he’s in some muddy field like a scarecrow on a farm He’s got a tent that smells like beer and weed and cheap regret And he’s fucked in every porta-potty that you’re trying to forget
[Chorus] He’s the Festival Guy, he’s the Festival Guy Got a joint behind his ear and a boner in his tie-dye He’ll drink your beer, he’ll smoke your weed, he’ll fuck you on the lawn And he’s gone before the headliner comes on
[Verse 2] I met him in the mud pit during some band I can’t recall He handed me a warm beer and a lighter, and that was all We fucked behind the merch tent while the jam band jammed for hours He came during the drum solo, I finished in the showers
[Chorus] He’s the Festival Guy, he’s the Festival Guy Got a joint behind his ear and a boner in his tie-dye He’ll drink your beer, he’ll smoke your weed, he’ll fuck you on the lawn And he’s gone before the headliner comes on
[Verse 3] Now I think about the poet who could never get it hard And the one who blew smoke up my ass, the one out in the car The menthol mouth, the men’s room, and the novelist, oh my I line up all their faces and I see the same damn guy
[Spoken] Every man I sang about tonight. Same guy. He’s here right now. …He’s by the merch table.
[Final Chorus - Gang Vocals] He’s the Festival Guy, he’s the Festival Guy Got a joint behind his ear and a boner in his tie-dye
[Outro - Spoken] He says hi. He says see you Wednesday.