I'm Never Drinking Again

I'm Never Drinking Again lyrics

Official lyrics for “I'm Never Drinking Again” by Festival Guy.

I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN

[Intro] Ohhhhhhhhhh

Festival Guy

Never again

I mean it this time

Delete everybody’s number

Close my tab permanently

I found God this morning

[Hook] I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAAAAAAAIN Lord, take this pain awaaaaaaay

I swear I’ll change I swear I’ll pray

I’m gonna drink water Every fucking daaaaaay

I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAAAAAAAIN This time I mean what I saaaaaay

If I survive This afternoon…

I’M CHANGING MY WAAAAAYS

[Verse 1] Woke up noon Still wearing jeans

Mouth tasting like Gasoline and broken dreams

Head pounding hard Room moving slow

One eye open Other said no

Phone beside me Screen cracked bad

Bank notification:

Don’t make me sad

Checked my balance

Closed that app

Some information You don’t need to have

Walked downstairs Kids eating lunch

I’m drinking Gatorade Straight from the jug

Somebody said:

“You look terrible”

Thank you

That’s exactly The support I need from you

[Hook] I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAAAAAAAIN Lord, take this pain awaaaaaaay

I swear I’ll change I swear I’ll pray

I’m gonna drink water Every fucking daaaaaay

I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAAAAAAAIN This time I mean what I saaaaaay

If I survive This afternoon…

I’M CHANGING MY WAAAAAYS

[Verse 2] Two o’clock Started feeling alive

Three fifteen I could open both eyes

Four o’clock Took a shower

Five o’clock?

Goddamn

I got my power

Looked in the mirror

Still got it

Little dehydrated But extremely erotic

Then my phone buzzed

Group chat:

“TONIGHT?”

No

Absolutely not

I am a father A professional A grown-ass man

I have responsibilities I have a plan

Then another text:

“Table at ten. Everybody coming.”

…

Everybody?

[Bridge] OHHHHHHHHHHHH

GIVE ME STRENGTH TO SAY NOOOOOOOOO

I’VE WALKED THIS ROAD TOO MANY TIMES BEFOOOOOORE

I’m staying home

I’m staying strong

I’m staying…

Wait

Who got the table?

…

VIP?

[beat begins building]

What time?

[Final Hook] I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAAAAAAAIN

AFTER TONIIIIIIIIIGHT

I already showered And my shirt look nice

So technically It’d be rude not to gooooooo

I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAAAAAAAIN

AFTER TONIIIIIIIIIGHT

Call that car Tell the crew

Festival Guy…

IS COMING THROOOOOOUGH

[Outro] Yeahhhhhhhhhhh

One drink

That’s it

One drink

Home by eleven

…

WHO YOU CAME WITH?

[distant Auto-Tuned vocals]

Who you leeeeeavin’ wiiiiiiith?

[808 hits]

Festival Guy.