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Honky Lips
Festival Guy single “Honky Lips” spanning comedy and theatrical. Released January 21, 2026. Official notes and listening links live on this release page.
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Festival Guy single “Honky Lips” spanning comedy and theatrical. Released January 21, 2026. Official notes and listening links live on this release page.
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Honky Lips lyrics
Official lyrics for “Honky Lips” by Festival Guy.
HONKY LIPS (5-minute extended / easy-copy lyrics)
[INTRO – vamp / spoken] Uh… yeah… Bring that pocket in. (Everybody smile.) Attention, ladies and gentlemen: The bassline has been promoted to assistant manager. Please keep your hands inside the vibe at all times.
[HOOK – chant] Honky lips — I wanna kiss those honky lips, Those skinny-ass honky lips — yeah, I can’t resist. Honky lips — come on and meet me in the mix, Those skinny-ass honky lips — mwah — funky little fix.
[VERSE 1] I saw you in the corner, sippin’ something cold, High-top, low light, heart doin’ what it’s told. You smiled sideways like a secret in a song, And my feet started talkin’ when the groove came on.
[PRE-HOOK – spoken/sung] Ain’t nothin’ heavy, ain’t nothin’ deep— Just a rubber-band rhythm and a little sweet.
[HOOK – chant] Honky lips — I wanna kiss those honky lips, Those skinny-ass honky lips — yeah, I can’t resist. Honky lips — come on and meet me in the mix, Those skinny-ass honky lips — mwah — funky little fix.
[VAMP CHANT A – loop 2–4x] Kiss those lips in the pocket, sip-sip-sip, Funky little secret, dip-dip-dip.
[INSTRUMENTAL – 16–32 bars] (Ad-libs: “Talk to me.” “Uh-huh.” “Hold that.”)
[VERSE 2] You got that runway strut in some grocery-store shoes, Like you learned your attitude from a back-porch blues. Everybody actin’ cool, but I can tell they peek, ‘Cause you got that silent thunder and a two-step streak.
[CALL/RESPONSE – vamp] I said: “What you doin’ later?” (Later?) You said: “Maybe… maybe.” (Maybe?) I said: “Don’t play with me.” (Play?) You said: “Just groove, baby.” (Groove!)
[HOOK – chant] Honky lips — I wanna kiss those honky lips, Those skinny-ass honky lips — yeah, I can’t resist. Honky lips — come on and meet me in the mix, Those skinny-ass honky lips — mwah — funky little fix.
[NONSENSE MENU – rhythmic / spoken] Two-step stew, side of shake, Midnight gravy, ripple cake, Clavinet crumbs, buttered swing, Order up that thang-thang-thang.
[VAMP CHANT B – call/response (repeat 2–4x)] I said “Hold that groove!” (Hold it!) You said “Don’t move!” (Don’t move!) I said “One more turn!” (Turn it!) You said “Let it burn!” (Let it!)
[LIPS DIALOGUE – weird / spoken] Big Lip said, “I’m the headline.” Little Lip said, “I’m the fine print.” Big Lip said, “We don’t need a reason.” Little Lip said, “We just need a sprint.”
[HALF-TIME BRIDGE – slow / sticky] Slow drip, gold zip, moon on a toothpick, Time bent, rent paid, love in a suitcase. I’m not lost—just… rearranged, In a hallway where the groove got renamed.
[LONG VAMP / SOLO SECTION – 90–120s] (Loop any of these as needed:) “Kiss those lips in the pocket, sip-sip-sip…” “I said ‘Hold that groove!’ (Hold it!)” “Order up that thang-thang-thang.” “Mwah… yeah… keep it on simmer…”
[FINAL HOOK – chant] Honky lips — I wanna kiss those honky lips, Those skinny-ass honky lips — yeah, I can’t resist. Honky lips — come on and meet me in the mix, Those skinny-ass honky lips — mwah — funky little fix.
[OUTRO LOOP – fade 30–45s] Mm — yeah — keep that on simmer, Mm — yeah — get a little thinner, Mm — yeah — let it ride, don’t quit, Mm — yeah — one last kiss… in the mix…
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