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Miss Elle Penis

Festival Guy single “Miss Elle Penis” spanning comedy and theatrical. Released December 23, 2025. Official notes and listening links live on this release page.

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Festival Guy single “Miss Elle Penis” spanning comedy and theatrical. Released December 23, 2025. Official notes and listening links live on this release page.

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Miss Elle Penis lyrics

Official lyrics for “Miss Elle Penis” by Festival Guy.

[INTRO funk party chant] (Giggles) Who dat fine bitch??

Dat’s Miss Elle Pee-nuss!!!

Say what?!?

I said, Miss Elle pee-nuss!!!

Bitch… You so fine, I suck your daddy’s dick!!!

Miss—(ELLE!) Miss—(ELLE!) Elle—(PEANUS!) Elle—(PEE-NUSS!) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

[V1] She step through the velvet like the room belongs to her, Smile sharp, eyes calm, watch the whole scene blur. Kick drum talkin’ with a clean “don’t play,” Snare tail shinin’ like a little spray. Clav flicker bright like a neon sign, Wah guitar answer, cuttin’ perfect time. No big speech, no need to explain— One small nod and the crowd goes insane. That “I’m here” energy, simple and true, Like a bassline made a promise pullin’ you through. Shoulders drop, feet find the floor, And the whole damn night starts askin’ for more.

[PRE] One step forward, don’t rush, don’t freeze, Let the groove do the talkin’ with ease. If you feel that pull, don’t fight that feel— Count it back now: one, two, three—

[HOOK] We want that—(FUNK!) Give me that—(FUNK!) Turn it up—(FUNK!) All night—(FUNK!) Who run the floor when the lights get mean? MISS ELLE PENIS! Who got the whole room locked in the scene? MISS ELLE PENIS! Clap on two—(CLAP CLAP!) Stomp on four—(STOMP STOMP!) Hold that pocket—(DON’T YOU DROP!) Deep groove, heavy love—(HEAVY LOVE!) Raise it up, stars above—(STARS ABOVE!)

[V2] She sip real slow like she savor the beat, Not a hurry in her body, just heat in the feet. Slap bass pop like a camera flash, Synth doubles up and the chorus hit fat. Clav cuttin’ diamonds, clean and precise, Wah throwin’ sparks like a neon knife. Somebody whisper, “Yo, who is she?” Somebody answer, “That’s the energy.” She don’t chase attention, don’t beg a grin— Move one inch and the party lean in. She make the shy folks dance, cool folks grin, Make the whole room sing from the skin to the skin.

[PRE] One step forward, don’t rush, don’t freeze, Let the groove do the talkin’ with ease. If you feel that pull, don’t fight that feel— Count it back now: one, two, three—

[HOOK] We want that—(FUNK!) Give me that—(FUNK!) Turn it up—(FUNK!) All night—(FUNK!) Say her name like you mean what you say! MISS ELLE PENIS! Say her name, let it lead the parade! MISS ELLE PENIS! Left side—(HEY!) Right side—(HEY!) Middle—(HEY HEY HEY!)

[BRIDGE] If your day been heavy, can you shake that off? (SHAKE THAT OFF!) If your mind been loud, can you break that off? (BREAK THAT OFF!) If your heart been tight, loosen up the seams (LOOSEN THE SEAMS!) If your feet want truth, follow the beat (FOLLOW THE BEAT!) Who keep it clean in a messy scene? MISS ELLE PENIS! Who keep it cool when the crowd gets mean? MISS ELLE PENIS!

[BREAKDOWN / TALKBOX] Miss Elle… Penis… (don’t stop) Hold that… pocket… (on the one) E minor… feel so good… Miss Elle… Miss Elle…

[BIG HOOK] We want that—(FUNK!) Give me that—(FUNK!) Turn it up—(FUNK!) All night—(FUNK!) Who run the floor when the lights get mean? MISS ELLE PENIS! Who got the whole room locked in the scene? MISS ELLE PENIS! Clap on two—(CLAP CLAP!) Stomp on four—(STOMP STOMP!) Don’t lose the pocket—(DON’T YOU DROP!) Deep groove—(DEEP GROOVE!) Heavy love—(HEAVY LOVE!) Hands up high—(TO THE SKY!) One more time—MISS ELLE PENIS!

[OUTRO] Miss—(ELLE!) Elle—(PENIS!) Keep it tight—(TIGHT!) Keep it right—(RIGHT!) No stress—just funk. Miss Elle Penis… Miss Elle Penis…

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