Festival Guy

Festival Guy

See you
Wednesday.

Deadpan songs for the lot after the lights go out. The new album is a church bulletin about drinking, smoking, and screwing.

The album Listen Posters
See You Wednesday album cover by Festival Guy: a church-bulletin drawing with a chapel, a whiskey ring, a cigarette burn, and a lipstick kiss.
See You Wednesday · 13 tracks · Sep 22, 2026

The record

Whiskey ring. Cigarette burn. Lipstick.

Thirteen tracks, staged like a parish handout and played like a broken cassette. The title lands in the choir loft, the parking lot, and the last song.

  1. 01 Jesus Turned the Water Into Wine (So We Could Fuck)
  2. 07 Cowboy on the Billboard
  3. 11 Rusty Nail Parking Lot
  4. 13 He's the Festival Guy
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Drawings

The window and the lot.

Xerox lines on pale blue paper. Not photographs.

Line drawing of a bedroom window at night. Broken glass on the sill. A billboard cowboy with a cigarette, seen from the bed.
Cowboy on the Billboard
Line drawing of a bar parking lot at dawn. A curtained church van, a woman smoking beside a pickup, the sun behind a dumpster.
Rusty Nail Parking Lot
Press drawings Prints

Catalog

The other nights.

Rock, funk, psychedelic, and jokes that do not apologize. Every page here is a Festival Guy release.

album

Hymns for Normal People

Open album

The Folly of Sovereignty

Open album

See You Wednesday

Open album

Bad Decisions

Open single

I'm Banned From Here

Open single

I'm Never Drinking Again

Open album

Applicant Rejected

Open single

CUT THE TREE / BRING THE ARMY

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