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Bucket & a Six Pack

Festival Guy single “Bucket & a Six Pack” spanning comedy and theatrical. Released October 11, 2025. Official notes and listening links live on this release page.

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Festival Guy single “Bucket & a Six Pack” spanning comedy and theatrical. Released October 11, 2025. Official notes and listening links live on this release page.

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Bucket & a Six Pack lyrics

Official lyrics for “Bucket & a Six Pack” by Festival Guy.

Verse 1 Clocked out late, dust on my boots, Neon glowin’ over county route two. Tailgate down, chicken still warm, Six cold ones sweatin’ through a summer storm.

Pre-Chorus I ain’t fancy, but I’m true, Got a soft spot miles wide for you. If you’re lonely like I am too…

Chorus I’ve got a bucket of KFC and a six pack of beer— Can I come over and screw? We can tighten that porch swing, fix that back-door hinge, Screw in a lightbulb and see where it leads to. I’ve got a bucket of KFC and a six pack of beer— Can I come over and screw? If the night feels right, we can talk till the morning, Or just watch that sunrise bloom.

Verse 2 Got your favorite sides, biscuits in tow, A flannel and a smile, baby, say it ain’t so. Radio low, fireflies in flight, Got a long list of nothin’ we could do tonight.

Pre-Chorus I ain’t pushin’, I’ll play it cool, You can call the shots—yeah, that’s the rule. But if you’re thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’ too…

Chorus I’ve got a bucket of KFC and a six pack of beer— Can I come over and screw? We can tighten that porch swing, fix that back-door hinge, Screw in a lightbulb and see where it leads to. I’ve got a bucket of KFC and a six pack of beer— Can I come over and screw? If the vibe feels right, let the clock lose the fight, And let midnight make its move.

Bridge Ain’t tryin’ to be crude, just a country boy mood, If you say “not tonight,” I’ll tip my hat and scoot. But if “maybe” turns “yes,” honey, I confess, You’re the only kind of trouble I’d choose.

Breakdown (half-time) Bucket on the table, caps on the floor, We’re laughin’ ‘bout the squeak in your screen door…

Final Chorus I’ve got a bucket of KFC and a six pack of beer— Can I come over and screw? We’ll tighten that porch swing, fix that back-door hinge, Screw in a lightbulb and dim it to set the mood. I’ve got a bucket of KFC and a six pack of beer— Can I come over and screw? If the stars line up, we’ll call it good luck— Baby, the rest is up to you.

Tag Bucket, six-pack, you and me too— Say the word, I’m rollin’ through.

alt “radio-clean” chorus option: “I’ve got a bucket of KFC and a six pack of beer— Can I come over and woo?”

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