I'm Banned From Here

I'm Banned From Here lyrics

Official lyrics for “I'm Banned From Here” by Festival Guy.

I’M BANNED FROM HERE

[Intro] Yeahhhhhhh

Festival Guy

Hold up

Why he looking at me like that?

…

Oh.

This place.

[Hook] I’M BANNED FROM HEEEEERE But somehow I’m still standing riiiiight here

New jacket New hat Same motherfuckin’ face

Tell security We can work this shit ouuuuuut

I’M BANNED FROM HEEEEERE They said don’t come back for a whole damn yeeeeear

That was…

What?

Six weeks ago?

Man…

THAT’S CLOSE ENOOOOOUGH

[Verse 1] Walk to the rope Confidence high

Bouncer saw me coming Closed both his eyes

He said, “No.”

I ain’t even speak yet

Damn, brother

Can I get a little respect?

I said, “You got me confused”

He pulled out his phone

Had a picture of me By the employees-only door

Okay

That is compelling

But photographs lie

And technically That could be some other guy

He said, “You climbed the DJ booth”

Allegedly

“You took the microphone”

Temporarily

“You announced free drinks”

Marketing

“You don’t work here”

Semantics, G

[Hook] I’M BANNED FROM HEEEEERE But somehow I’m still standing riiiiight here

New jacket New hat Same motherfuckin’ face

Tell security We can work this shit ouuuuuut

I’M BANNED FROM HEEEEERE They said don’t come back for a whole damn yeeeeear

That was…

What?

Six weeks ago?

Man…

THAT’S CLOSE ENOOOOOUGH

[Verse 2] Went around back

Door locked tight

My boy said, “Bro Maybe not tonight”

That kind of negativity Why you never succeed

Great men see a locked door And locate another means

Called my friend Who knows a girl

Whose cousin knows somebody Who works in the kitchen

She said:

“Who is this?”

Never mind

Back to the mission

Then I saw My opportunity

Twenty people smoking By the side of the street

Walked in the middle Like I belonged

Made it six beautiful feet…

Then security:

“PAUL.”

Goddamn.

They know government names now?

[Bridge] OHHHHHHHHHH

LET ME BACK INSIIIIIIIDE

I HAVE CHAAAAANGED

I’M A DIFFERENT MAAAAAAN

I learned from my mistakes

I found maturity

I respect this establishment…

He said:

“You were here Tuesday.”

…

That’s irrelevant.

[Final Hook] I’M BANNED FROM HEEEEERE But I’ll see y’all again next yeeeeear

Or next month Next week Maybe later tonight

’Cause Festival Guy…

DON’T GIVE UP THE FIIIIIGHT

I’M BANNED FROM HEEEEERE Now the Uber pulling up riiiiight here

Where we going?

Anywhere but this bitch

Driver…

YOU KNOW A BAR THAT’S STILL OOOOOOPEN?

Yeahhhhhhh

Festival Guy

Five stars if you hurry.