Music.
5 albums and 75 singles — first-party notes and listening links for the Festival Guy catalog.
Albums & soundtracks
Bad Decisions
Thirteen songs about the night that got away from you — declined cards, dead phones, one more drink, and the long walk home without both shoes.
Applicant Rejected
Ten absurdist Festival Guy narratives — moth education, cutlery sleepers, opinionated chairs and an unlicensed animal's goodnight.
THE DOG DID NOT
A ten-song Festival Guy suite of stark titles and escalating force — defendant silence, high tide, cut trees, and an army that is not here.
Data Center Tycoon: North Shore (Soundtrack)
Thirteen Festival Guy cues for a civic tech fever dream — zoning boards, brownouts, firewalls and failure reports in C minor.
Slitherman
A twelve-song Festival Guy album of seams, friction, salt kings and maps — experimental rock with theatrical edges.
Singles
I'm Banned From Here
A Festival Guy cut about the venue that no longer wants you, the bouncer who remembers your face, and the friends who still want one more song.
I'm Never Drinking Again
The Festival Guy vow that never survives sunrise — a comedy anthem from the Bad Decisions album.
CUT THE TREE / BRING THE ARMY
A longer Festival Guy cut — escalating energy, big drums and a title that refuses to stay quiet. From the album THE DOG DID NOT.
The Fuckin' Islands
Festival Guy single released July 20, 2026.
千刀萬剮
Festival Guy single released July 16, 2026.
Estas Tomando Alguna Otra Droga Con La Cocaina?
A Festival Guy single that asks the important follow-up question.
The Ballad of Ignatius J. Reilly
A Festival Guy theatrical story-song nodding to New Orleans’ most magnificent misfit — equal parts ballad, comedy and character study.
Run Max Run
A Festival Guy chase-energy single — forward motion, no apology.
Pretty Gay, Just Not Gay Enough
A Festival Guy single about identity, almosts and the comedy of categories.
CTRL-ALT-DELETE
Festival Guy single released May 20, 2026.
Too Much Fucking Overhead
Festival Guy single released May 19, 2026.
Rim Shot
A Festival Guy single timed like a joke that still lands as a groove.
Nicole
A Festival Guy character single — name as title, story as payload.
The F Word
A Festival Guy single that makes one syllable do a lot of work.
Linda
Festival Guy single released May 5, 2026.
Going Commando!
A Festival Guy single about bad ideas worn with confidence.
I've got too much money & my dick is too big
A Festival Guy single with maximalist comedy energy and a title that does the whole elevator pitch.
Meet me at the Manhole
A Festival Guy single with nightlife geography energy — half invitation, half warning, all groove.
Gettin' the Big D
Festival Guy single released April 4, 2026.
Wobble Properly
Festival Guy single released March 11, 2026.
Dope Wars
A Festival Guy single that treats conflict like choreography — tense, loud and oddly danceable.
Do Androids Experience Electric Constipation?
Festival Guy single released March 2, 2026.
Oy, What A Tuccas
A Festival Guy single with punchline timing and a hook built for crowd shout-backs.
!NATAS
A Festival Guy single with inverted spelling and forward chaos.
Private Window
A Festival Guy single about secrecy settings and public consequences.
Madame Toilet
Festival Guy single released February 5, 2026.
Nine hours on a nut
Festival Guy single released February 3, 2026.
So fuck
Festival Guy single released January 29, 2026.
Honky Lips
Festival Guy single released January 21, 2026.
Triple spiced
Festival Guy single released January 6, 2026.
Blowin' Chunks
Festival Guy single released December 28, 2025.
Miss Elle Penis
Festival Guy single released December 23, 2025.
Is your butt down?
Festival Guy single released December 21, 2025.
C**k Sucking Ice Took My Lawn Guy Away
Festival Guy single released December 19, 2025.
Bitch, I'm gonna eat that p***y
Festival Guy single released December 18, 2025.
Tricoxagain
Festival Guy single released December 16, 2025.
Dirty Cucumbers
Festival Guy single released December 15, 2025.
Yoga pants camel toe
Festival Guy single released December 12, 2025.
Too close to the genital
Festival Guy single released December 6, 2025.
Ecco un titolo che colpisce
Festival Guy single released December 3, 2025.
Midnight List
Festival Guy single released December 3, 2025.
Nana de Corazón
Festival Guy single released December 3, 2025.
Ouch My Balls
Festival Guy single released December 2, 2025.
Gonna Be Fired
A Festival Guy workplace prophecy set to music.
Cerchi
Festival Guy single released November 2, 2025.
C**k sucking ICE took my lawn guy away
Festival Guy single released November 1, 2025.
Ride Beau Ride
Festival Guy single released October 31, 2025.
Stop & kiss
Festival Guy single released October 30, 2025.
Anyone who drives an Audi deseves to
Festival Guy single released October 29, 2025.
Why don't you love me anymore
Festival Guy single released October 29, 2025.
knock knock
Festival Guy single released October 22, 2025.
Rub my c**k
Festival Guy single released October 22, 2025.
Angry Blowjobs
Festival Guy single released October 20, 2025.
Dirty Cucumbers
Festival Guy single released October 16, 2025.
CJ
Festival Guy single released October 14, 2025.
Whispers to the foam
Festival Guy single released October 13, 2025.
モスラ覚醒
Festival Guy single released October 12, 2025.
Ass, Grass or Cash
A short, sharp Festival Guy single — feel-good groove, punchy bass and a chorus that does not apologize for itself.
Bad Bitches & Some Weed
Festival Guy single released October 11, 2025.
Bucket & a Six Pack
Festival Guy single released October 11, 2025.
Jackie
Festival Guy single released October 11, 2025.
Je fais du surf avec Dieu
Festival Guy single released October 11, 2025.
Linda
Festival Guy single released October 11, 2025.
Touch Me Like the Bad Man Used To Do
Festival Guy single released October 11, 2025.
Angry Blowjobs
Festival Guy single released October 8, 2025.
Rub my c**k
Festival Guy single released October 8, 2025.
Itchy bun
Festival Guy single released October 5, 2025.
Frank
Festival Guy single released October 1, 2025.
Hide It
Festival Guy single released October 1, 2025.
I feel good all over
Festival Guy single released October 1, 2025.
I want to put it in you
Festival Guy single released October 1, 2025.
knock knock...
Festival Guy single released October 1, 2025.
La Silla No Se Huele
Festival Guy single released October 1, 2025.
Missing u
Festival Guy single released October 1, 2025.
Night Stalker
An early Festival Guy single — nocturnal energy and prowling groove.